I don't care if your name is Steve Sax, or Darryl Strawberry, or Smithers, what's one of the bad players' names? Homer Simpson, Sir. or Homer Simpson! : r/TheSimpsons

A secret weapon? I wonder what it could be… : r/TheSimpsons

I thought I told you to trim those sideburns? : r/TheSimpsons

The Burns-Smithers Question

There's hundreds of unsolved murders in New York City. : r/TheSimpsons

The Burns-Smithers Question

Top 11 Simpsons Episodes, Channel Awesome

I heard some guy got killed in New York City and they never solved the case but you wouldn't know anything about that, now would you, Steve? : r /TheSimpsons

Mom, they're professional athletes, they're used to this sort of thing. It rolls right off their backs. : r/TheSimpsons

Children, tell me when your father stops scratching himself. : r/TheSimpsons

The Simpsons: Homer at the Bat MLB players guest stars, ranked

ESPN Australia / NZ - On This Date: Homer Simpson pinch-hit for Darryl Strawberry, leading the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant softball team to victory over Shelbyville in the title game.